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Dave Barry's Blog

• APOCALYPSE UPDATE

  Chuck Norris shaved.

  (Thanks to Mike Ester)

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• DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK

  Seriously.

  (Thanks to DaninTustin)

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• YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE USING ONLY YOUR MIND

  Scotland may allow Jedi to perform marriage ceremonies

  (Thanks to jon harris and Alkali Bill)

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• YOU KNOW IT WAS TAKING ORDERS FROM A SQUIRREL

  Rat suspected in Japan's nuclear plant power outage

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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• BUT THE SNEEZES WERE INCREDIBLE

  Erectile nasal spray simply 'didn't work'

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "Do you have a cold, or are you just happy to see me?")

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• LAND OF BOLDNESS

  Canada Takes on 'Social Farting'

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• KENTUCKY JUSTICE

  As part of 18-year-old Austin Whaley’s punishment, Kenton District Judge Douglas Grothaus recently ordered the Covington man not to say the word “bingo” for six months.

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• D'OH

  A man called Bart Simpson has appeared before a judge called Mr Burns.

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• NOBODY IS KINKIER THAN OLD MOTHER NATURE

  How 'Zombie Worms' Have Sex in Whale Bones

  (Thanks to marfie)

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• SURE

  Man seen masturbating during St. Patrick's Day parade tells police he was "picking a scab"

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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