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  Robosquirrel survives the sequester

  (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

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• SERIOUSLY DUDE, IT'S A GOOD SOURCE OF FIBER

  Pot found in squash at Douglas Food Bank

  (Thanks to GreenEyedDaisy)

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• WE FEEL AN ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN COMING ON

  A quick-thinking worker at a Connecticut Dunkin' Donuts threw hot coffee at a man who tried to climb through the drive-through window to rob the store, telling him "go run on Dunkin'" as he fled.

  It's not just coffee! It's self-defense.

  (Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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• TIME TO SEND TROOPS TO FLATHEAD COUNTY

  12:37 p.m. Two large brothers in overalls and winter caps reportedly caused a scene in front of a Kalispell business.

  (Thanks to Joseph McConnell)

  Update from nursecindy: It's worse than we thought: 7:17 a.m. It was reported that people on West Reserve Drive were driving at least 15 mph under the [...]

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• YIKES

  Watch this lizard shoot a five-foot stream of blood from its eyeballs [...]
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• WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT THIS STORY IS ABOUT

  But it is clearly important.

  (Thanks to Matt Filar)

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• OF COURSE THIS WILL MEAN A 23% TUITION HIKE

  Duke gets softer toilet paper after rash of complaints

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• SPEAKING OF ARCHITECTURE:

  The Church of the Giant Chicken Head.

  Guess the state.

  (Thanks to Ralph and DaninTustin)

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• PROFILE IN ARCHITECTURE

  Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Profile in Architecture.

  (Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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• HENCE THEIR ABILITY TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THOSE SHOES

   Female Brains Are Smaller Than Male Brains, But Used More Efficiently

  (Thanks to coscolo)

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