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• SOON WE WILL HAVE NO RIGHTS LEFT

  Driving With Your Dog? Bill Would Prohibit Pets Behind the Wheel

  (Thanks to coscolo)

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• TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

  Freezing Weather Wipes Out German Flea Circus

  (Thanks to Little Big Man and Jan in Grimsby) [...]
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• MOST INSCRUTABLE HEADLINE OF THE WEEK SO FAR

  CSI: Te Puke and the kiwifruit virus Psa

  (Thanks to Joe in Japan)

  We saw Te Puke and the kiwifruit virus Psa open for Tommy James and the Shondells.

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• AND THEN THEY BIT THEM

  Cops bark like dogs, trick burglary suspects into surrendering

  (Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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• ALTHOUGH IT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE THEM MORE POPULAR

  Chinese Billboards Warn Locals 'Not To Photoshop Officials Into Porn'

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• FUN COUPLE

  Man seeks to divorce wife for refusing to make love to a snake

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• IT'S A MEDICALLY RECOGNIZED TREATMENT

  Man upset with wife's snoring set her clothes on fire

  (Thanks to funny man)

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• THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE 911

  NH Woman Called 911 To Get Help Ordering Chinese Food

  (Thanks to DaninTustin)

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• A *TON*, DUDE?

  Hemp ton inspires Bermuda to victory

  (Thanks to Sharon, who says "And the Munchies at the Victory Party were Legendary!")

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• TIME FOR VIOLENT WORLDWIDE PROTEST MARCHES

  Justin Bieber's monkey quarantined in Germany

  (Thanks to Ironked)

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