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• GUYS IN ACTION

  Car paintball.

  (Thanks to Ken Morgan)

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• CSI: THE SUNSHINE STATE

  A Deltona man shopping at a Walmart was arrested for shooting a shoplifter's car Wednesday, saying he wanted to mark the vehicle so police could find it, police said.

  (Thanks to Richad Lee)

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• HELPFUL

  The mayor of a California city struggling with a spike in burglaries and other crimes is apologizing for promoting a class about how to pick locks in her newsletter.

  (Thanks to PirateBoy)

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• WE SAW BEAVER INVASION OPEN FOR WHITESNAKE

  A beaver invasion in West Sacramento, Calif., has put homeowners on alert as police estimate as many as 30 rodents have infiltrated a neighborhood.

  (Thanks to Omniskeptic)

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• THE UPSIDE: HER BREATH SMELLS VERY FRESH

  Woman hooked on deodorant eats 15 sticks a month

  (Thanks to DaninTustin)

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• WELL HOW THE HELL ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO CATCH THEM?

  A history teacher at Schrade Middle School in Rowlett, Texas has been suspended because he lassoed a seventh-grader with a lariat.

  (Thanks to jon harris)

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• SO *THAT'S* HOW TWITTER WORKS

  Brains of rats connected allowing them to share information via internet

  (Thanks to Jenny Kellner and Alkali Bill)

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• DESTINATION: FLORIDA

  Parents film eight-year-old girl driving at speed on icy road

  (Thanks to Howard from Broward and Jeff Meyerson)

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• TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

  Davison woman bludgeons Bay County niece with casserole dish

  (Thanks to Omniskeptic)

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• MEANWHILE IN CRICKET

  “Pup came in and said, “are you right to bat?” and I said “unless they’ve got a whole roll of toilet paper, mate, I can’t get out there at the moment.” [...]
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