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• MIAMI: HOTBED OF EDUCATION

  Miami-Dade Police dogs, cocaine used in 4th-grade science project [...]
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• FLORIDA PYTHON HUNT UPDATE

  Florida's python hunt yields 37 snakes so far.

  This has been your Florida python hunt update.

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• A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE, ETC.

  Driving with skates “is probably not very safe”

  (Thanks to Paul Meyer)
  

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• PRESUMABLY, HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA LICENSE

  In a way, Broward County bus driver Charles Butler has been lucky. Despite hitting 10 cars, losing his driver's license five times, showing up late and sparking a lawsuit, he remains behind the wheel.

  (Thanks to Allen at Division)

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• FASHION FOR "MEN"

  Honest.

  (Thanks to Alkali Bill)

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• TECHNICALLY, NOT A STRUMPDATE

  Bride Plans Wedding Day a Decade Before She Has Her Groom

  (Thanks to Jon Harris)

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• UPDATE FROM STRUMPETVILLE

  I'm at the offices of the publisher. They asked me to sign a few books.

  
  
  

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• GRAMMAR: IT HELPS YOU EXPRESS EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN

  If you're a comedic lover, this Skinsuit is the right fit for you!

  (Thanks to Matt Filar)

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• A FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE...

  ...would be appropriate.
  
  (Thanks to Jay Brandes) [...]
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• FOR INSTANCE

  Dave will strumpet on NBC's Today show, today, at approximately way too early a.m.
  
  Note: It's actually scheduled now for 9:30. [...]
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