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Dave Barry's Blog

• STRUMPETING ADVISORY

  I'm heading out on the Mother of All Book Tours to promote my new comic novel, Insane City, which will go on sale January 29, and which has already been hailed as one of very the few novels ever written -- including those by Tolstoy -- that feature, as [...]

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• THE HOPES OF ALL HUMANITY ARE RIDING ON THIS

  Scientist given grant to further develop melt-proof chocolate biscuit

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• ROMANCE

  Naked drunk woman drives car into her naked fiance

  Incredibly, this did not happen in Florida.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• TIME FOR STRICT FEDERAL CONTROLS

  Ga. woman assaults man with jar of olives

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Jay Brandes)

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• HOLD THE WORMS

  Japanese Restaurant Uses Dirt as the Main Ingredient for Its Expensive Dishes

  (Thanks to Bob Brogan)

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• BUT IT WAS A VERY IMPORTANT TEXT

  Texting newsreader walks into canal

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• ALSO, FARTING

  Lazy guys and hairy girls spur Swedish love-rats

  (Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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• ADVISORY:

  If you kiss your bicep, you may owe this guy money.

  Or maybe it's only if you kiss his bicep. We need legal clarification, here.

  (Thanks to Loudmouth)

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• WE BET THEY'RE ACTUALLY SQUIRRELS WEARING RABBIT COSTUMES

  Rabbits Wreaking Havoc On Cars At DIA

  (Thanks to Bill Hudgins and Loudmouth)

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