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• FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATES:

  Vultures pick at visitors' cars in Fla Everglades

  (Thanks to B'game)

  Ranger, there's a python trying to get into my tent! Family discover 17ft snake on Everglades camping trip

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

  A Florida woman is jailed on a battery rap for allegedly striking her boyfriend after he “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” during a mutual oral sex session late last night in the victim’s home, police report.

  Advisory: Raunch.

  (Thanks to Bill Hudgins, Jeff Meyerson and DaninTustin)

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• SOON WE WILL HAVE NO BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

  A La Crosse man was cited for disorderly conduct on Christmas Eve after a neighbor witnessed him dancing naked in his window.

  Incredibly, etc.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

  A Homestead woman was arrested Wednesday, charged with setting fire to a mattress as her ex-boyfriend and another woman slept on it.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

  Justin Bieber has apparently been forgiven by the California Hamster Association (CHA) for giving away his pet hamster.

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

  Justin Bieber has apparently been forgiven by the California Hamster Association (CHA) for giving away his pet hamster.

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• TOTALLY LEGAL EXCUSE

  Woman arrested for drunk-driving after she crashes through police barricade says she can't be jailed as she is due in court the next day - for drunk driving

  Incredibly, this did not happen in Florida.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• TOTALLY LEGAL EXCUSE

  Woman arrested for drunk-driving after she crashes through police barricade says she can't be jailed as she is due in court the next day - for drunk driving

  Incredibly, this did not happen in Florida.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

  Workers wear panda costumes smeared with urine to release cub into wild

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

  Workers wear panda costumes smeared with urine to release cub into wild

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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