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• MILKING IS SO LAST WEEK

  Now everybody's porting.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• 'VIRTUALLY?'

  But here's a job description that virtually nobody would likely be jealous of: professional fart-smeller.

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• IT'S IMPORTANT TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF

  Beer will beat back dangerous virus, if you can chug 30 cans

  (Thanks to Eric Keenan)

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• ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

  Coconut-Flavored Pineapples Invented by Mistake by Australian Scientists

  (Thanks to Omniskeptic)

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• BE ON THE LOOKOUT, PEOPLE OF CANADA

  Monkey was wearing coat, diapers

  (Thanks to John Finn)

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• WAIT... WHAT WAS THAT MAYAN PROPHECY AGAIN?

  Large, Peanut-Shaped Asteroid Headed Toward Earth

  (Thanks to Matt Filar)

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• IF YOU SEE ONLY ONE CAR-WASH VIDEO THIS YEAR...

  IN this video a woman takes a shower at the car wash. She appears to pooped her pants.

  (Thanks to The Perts)

  Advisory: You may regret seeing video.

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