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• THINGS TO BE THANKFUL FOR

  #2038: Dolphins off the back balcony

  
  (No, this isn't funny. Post "delete" in the comments if you think it should be.)
  (Deleted, I mean. Not funny.)
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• JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT TV COULD NOT GET ANY BETTER

  In this shudder-inducing preview of "Killer Karaoke," a new show which premieres Friday, behold this valiant gal trying to belt out "Redneck Woman" while being dunked in a tank of snakes.

  (Thanks to W. von Papineau)

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• SCOTTISH WILDLIFE REPORT

  An elderly couple were shocked to find a python wrapped around the toilet seat in their house.

  (Thanks to W. von Papineau)

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• YOU KNOW THE SQUIRRELS WERE BEHIND THIS

  Cat urinating in electrical socket causes fire in Rossendale

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• SOON WE WILL HAVE NO BASIC CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS LEFT

  Roger Alvin Henderson arrested after urinating on patrol car

  Guess the state.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• IT WAS TOTALLY CONSENSUAL

  A Swedish woman has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a skeleton.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

  "He's not a malicious monkey murderer."

  (Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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• THEY'RE BECOMING MORE URBANIZED THAN WE THOUGHT

  Deer attacks two men, then takes man's cigarettes

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• CELEBRITY GLAMOUR UPDATE

  Jennifer Lawrence: I got into a car accident because I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• SPORTSPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

  Idaho man pleads guilty to shooting at helicopter

  (Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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