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• MAY HE ROOT IN PEACE

  A Minnesota woman said the funeral for her late boyfriend will involve pizza and watching the Minnesota Vikings take on the Green Bay Packers.

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• SOUTH FLORIDA WEATHER FORECAST

  Mostly sunny, with a chance of hairballs.

  (Thanks to James in NC)

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• JUST FYI

  "Thank you to all those of you who've pointed out to me that my surname means 'testicles' in your language."

  Related item here.

  (Thanks to Unhboly Slacker)

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• TIME FOR MANDATORY FEDERAL REGISTRATION

  Police: 2 men beaten with toilet plunger in Flint

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• IT'S GETTING SO WE HAVE NO CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AT ALL

  Man Charged with Vandalism for Defecating in Sink, Trying to Flush Pants

  This happened at the police station.

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• DOO YOUR PART

  Help Scientists by Sending Them a Stool Sample

  (Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

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• WE LIVE IN WONDROUS TIMES

  Mustache transplants.

  (Thanks to Chuck Cody and jon harris)

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• YOU KNOW YOU (BURPPP) NEED IT

  The Beeracuda.

  (Thanks to jon harris)

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• RIGHT NOW

  Dave's on the radio. [...]
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• IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

  Mercer Island cop shoots self in butt

  (Thanks to B'game)

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