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• FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE

  Giant eyeball found on Broward beach

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• SEND HIM TO WASHINGTON

  Minnesota man found passed out on Wisconsin Capitol roof

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who challenges you to guess what may have been involved)

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• FRANCE ON HIGH ALERT

  "Supermice" invade Europe with extra-strength sperm

  (Thanks to funny man)

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• TOTALLY JUSTIFIED

  Man ejected from bar for having a mullet

  (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

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• WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THERE ARE SO FEW OF THEM AROUND NOW

  Stone Age people may have battled against a zombie apocalypse

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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• THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

  Raw chicken rains down on Va. Shore farm

  We are not making fun of the dateline.

  (Thanks to Bryan McBournie, Ron Wylie and DaninTustin)

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• DON'T LOOK AT US

  Mass squirrel killing leaves wildlife officers puzzled

  (Thanks to Craig Roberts)

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• BUTTS HAVE EMERGENCIES, TOO

  America’s butts are plaguing emergency responders with mistaken calls

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• PERHAPS

  Perhaps it goes without saying that it's not the norm for girls to throw their bras at a high school homecoming dance.

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker and Jeff Meyerson)

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• NEVER A GOOD THING

  Eerie surprise surfaces in Arizona port-a-potty

  (Thanks to W. von Papineau)

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