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• SHEEP SEX REPORT

  The suspect remains on the lam.

  (Thanks to Matt Filar)

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• THIS EXPLAINS A LOT

  Poop-throwing... is actually a sign of high intelligence.

  (Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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• LONDON UPDATE

  There is security everywhere.

  I'm glad about the security, because there are some mysterious people around.

  Also some Miami drivers.

  
  
  

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• OLYMPIC SECURITY ALERT

  I photographed this squirrel within yards of Number 10 Downing Street. At least I think it was Number 10 Downing Street. It was definitely a serious-looking building. But never mind what specific building it was. The point is, this squirrel was within yards of it. YARDS, people.

  
  
  

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• OLYMPICS ROAD-RACE CYCLING

  Here's my report, based on several seconds of watching the racers pedal away from the starting line.

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• FIFTY SHADES OF OUTRAGE

  Dare to be... an independent business in the UK?

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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• THAT'S THE TICKET

  China cops mistake sex toy for body of a woman

  (Thanks to jon harris)

  Vaguely related EEEK

  (Thanks to Ralph K.)

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• FAMILY VALUES OUT THE WAZOO

  Strip Clubs in Tampa Are Ready to Cash In on G.O.P. Convention

  (Thanks to jon harris)

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• THE GOBLIN DEFENSE

  A 62-YEAR-OLD Gokwe man has come out in the open and claimed ownership of a goblin which has been terrorising women in his village by taking off their panties at night while they were asleep.

  (Thanks to Bill Rominger)

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• STRICT POLICY UPDATE

  We definitely cannot post any items like this one, so please don't bother sending them in.

  (Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

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