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• SEPARATED TORTOISE COUPLE UPDATE

  Wildlife experts trying to reunite a pair of giant tortoises who split up after a 115 year romance have shelled out 4,500 GBP - on a life-sized replica 'other woman.''

  Key quote: "I don't think any of us fancy trying to fight off 100 kilos of sex starved male tortoise [...]

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• IT'S TIME TO PLAY "GUESS THE STATE"

  The city began welding shut the public restrooms at Clear Lake Park this week.

  (Thanks to of course Jeff Meyerson)

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• KEEPING OUR STREETS SAFE

  Police: Taser Used On Nude 80-Year-Old Woman Attempting Hit Officers With Cane

  (Thanks to Loudmouth)

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• SORRY ABOUT THAT

  Tourist has illegally parked car BLOWN UP...and then (naturally) he's given a ticket

  (Thanks to Chuck Cody)

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• OR THEY COULD TRY STICKING THEIR FINGERS IN THEIR EARS AND GOING "LA LA LA LA LA"

  North Carolina tries to outlaw climate models

  (Thanks to Lord Greg)

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