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• IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE HUGH HEFNER

  Mating call of an extinct bush-cricket rings out again after 165m years

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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• PHARMACY TECHNICIAN OF THE WEEK

  Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Pharmacy Technician of the Week.

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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• TODAY'S TIP FOR CHINESE MOTORISTS

  If parking is really cheap, there's probably a reason.

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• OK, WE'RE LISTENING

  What If All the Cats in the World Suddenly Died?

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• THEN, HAVING ADVISED HIMSELF OF HIS RIGHTS, HE TASED HIMSELF

  An undercover policeman "chased" himself for more than 20 minutes after a CCTV operator mistook him for a suspect.

  (Thanks to Another Ralph, Mike Zlotnick, The Perts and ligirl)

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• APOCALYPSE UPDATE

  Purple Squirrel Found in Pennsylvania

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• CSI: IOWA CITY

  Iowa Police Seek Public's Help In Armed Robbery Of $250 "Mega Masturbator"

  Advisory: Not 100 percent SFW.

  (Thanks to Jeffrey Brown)

  We considered a headline about catching him red-handed, but decided we are better than that.

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• WAIT... WHOSE WIFE? THE JUDGE'S?

  Judge Orders Florida Man To Take His Wife on a Date

  (Thanks to Unholy Slacker, funny man, Jeff Meyerson. Janice Gelb and Another Ralph)

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• SOMEBODY ELSE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO CURE THE COMMON COLD

  Chinese researchers create piglets with glow in the dark trotters

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• PASS THE TARTAR SAUCE

  Whoa.

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