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• SINCE THE BLOG WON'T POST THIS

  ...the s.b. is stepping in to say: Say WHAT?

  Willing says this is the first Pan origin story, other than a brief tongue-in-cheek reference in Barrie's work.

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• NOT TO MENTION BEING A GOOD NAME FOR A ROCK BAND

  POO-POWERED GLOWING BACTERIA LIGHT UP THE HOUSE

  (Thanks to Gregg in Austin)

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• GUYS IN ACTION

  Firefighters extinguished a small blaze inside a minivan downtown Tuesday night after a male occupant set some clothes on fire to stay warm, a fire official said.

  (Thanks to Drew Smth)

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• THAT MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY GOOD SEX THEY WEREN'T HAVING

  French man ordered to pay wife 10,000 euros for lack of sex

  (Thanks to Larry from London)

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• THE DOG PRODUCED A VALID FLORIDA HUNTING LICENSE

  Utah duck hunter shot in buttocks by his dog

  (Thanks to Spotsie)

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• WE HAVE GOT TO SEE THIS MOVIE

  "I play a farmer. A cow explodes because of its farting ability and out of it come hundreds of piranha, raining down on me. You'll see how I treat one of them."

  (Thanks to funny man)

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• JESUS SIGHTINGS UPDATE

  Now: A wet paper towel.

  (Thanks to funny man)

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• THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

  Flying Squirrel Invades NJ Emergency Room

  (Thanks to Jeffrey Brown; funny man; Chris Elzi; Emily, Leslie and W; Bill Hudgins; KJP and Nancy Gill)

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• BASICALLY, YES.

  "You see that and you think 'what, you mean all I have to do is behave like a f--king idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?'

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• WHEN FRYING PANS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HAVE FRYING PANS

  Police say a woman used a frying pan to rob a dry cleaning business.

  (Thanks to jon harris)

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