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• SHOW AND TELL

  A Lake County sheriff's deputy who attended a job fair has been suspended for using a stun gun on 30 high school students who said they wanted to know what it felt like.
  
  (Thanks to Jesse Sarles)

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• HIGHER EDUCATION ALERT

  Students warned on Ball State bicycling buttocks slapper

  (Thanks to Matt Filar and Allen at Division)

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• SHAMELESS STRUMPETING UPDATE

  If you're looking for something to do in Skokie tomorrow night -- And who among us is not? -- there's always this.

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• FAXING DIDN'T WORK SO WELL

  Police in Poland have arrested a man for a series of raids in which he allegedly climbed into large parcels and posted himself to businesses.

  (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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• SPORTS UPDATE

  

  What's wrong with this picture?

  (Thanks to Greg Geill)

  
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• LAKE SHETEK, MINN.

  

  It's a sportsman's paradise.

  (Thanks to Dan)

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• ESPECIALLY IF YOU DO IT NAKED

  Vacuuming can reveal our true personalities - even giving an insight into sexual prowess.

  (Thanks to queensbee)

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• THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE

  Episcopal Priest Barbie

  (Thanks to Horace LaBadie and Bob Brogan)

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• 'HI! MY NAME IS HANS, AND I'LL BE REPOSESSING YOUR DINNER TONIGHT.'

  The vendor then took back the meat he'd delivered - including steaks already being cooked or marinated. That still didn't cover the bill, so he continued collecting meat in the dining room.
  
  (Thanks to queensbee)
  
  

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• AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

  The warehouse and production workers in Denmark are rebelling against the company's new alcohol policy, which allows them to drink beer only during lunch hours in the canteen. Previously, they could help themselves to beer throughout the day, from coolers placed around the work sites.
  
  (Thanks to Tom [...]

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