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• THIS HAPPENS TO US ALL THE TIME, BUT YOU DON'T SEE US CALLING THE FIRE DEPARTMENT

  Naperville dog becomes stuck in recliner

  (Thanks to trustf8 and Not My Usual Alias)

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• POLITICAL NOTE FROM DOWN UNDER

  Chair-sniffing treasurer apologises for affair
  
  (Also thanks to Joe)

  
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• WHICH IS WHY IT IS A REQUIRED COURSE IN MEDICAL SCHOOL

  A New York state 12-year-old saved the life of a friend using the Heimlich maneuver, which she learned from watching "SpongeBob Square Pants."

  (Thanks to Joe Still in Outer Japan)

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• AND THE SO-CALLED 'UNITED NATIONS' DOES NOTHING

  Three people have been hospitalised after an angry goat invaded a nursing home in Melbourne, Australia, and went on a rampage that ended only when it was caught by police.

  (Thanks to Joe in Outer Japan)

  We're wondering how they knew it was angry.

  
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• SEX TOYS

  They're not just for adults.

  Advisory: Not 100 percent SFW.

  (Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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• WE SWEAR THIS IS THE LAST REMAINDERS UPDATE, UNLESS THERE IS ANOTHER ONE

  A rave review. Or at least a review.

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• HE HAS OUR VOTE

  

  Stoney for Senate

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• WHERE IS THE JUSTICE?

  As far as this blog is concerned, this man is a hero.

  (Thanks to Bob Brogan and funnyman)

  Update: Hey! We can send them to England!

  (Thanks to DavCat)

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• THE LONG, UM, ARM OF THE LAW

  Police barred from penis enlargement

  (Thanks to Chuck Cody and Markus)

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• MUSICAL HIGHLIGHT FROM LAST NIGHT

  

  Amy Tan establishes her dominance over Roy Blount Jr.

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