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  Meet Winkelhimer: The disabled squirrel with a passion for painting

  (Thanks to Ron G.)

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• WITHOUT THE MIRACLE THAT IS THE INTERNET, WE WOULD NEVER HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THIS

  Cat in a Shark Suit Riding a Roomba and Chasing a Duck

  (Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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• PERHAPS. BUT.

  Picking your nose and eating it may be good for you

  (Thanks to The Perts)

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• CHAMPAGNE WAS INVOLVED

  A diamond worth $5,000 was accidentally swallowed by an 80-year-old woman in Tampa, Fla., while she attended the Tampa Woman’s Club’s  65th annual Fashionllia event.

  Key Fact: ...coincidentally, she had a routine colonoscopy scheduled for the next day.

  (Thanks to The Perts and jon harris)

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• ATTENTION, NOBEL PRIZE JUDGES

  Modified seventh-generation Volkswagen Golf is white in daylight and green at night.

  (Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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• YOU'LL WANT TO SCHEDULE THAT COLONOSCOPY SOMEWHERE ELSE

  100 snakes found in Canadian hospital since February

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• IT'S FOR YOU

  Ex-Con Who Hid Stolen iPhone Up His Butt Foiled When It Started Ringing

  (Thanks to Phil McAvity)

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• WHY THIS IS THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH

  Trojan to distribute free vibrators in New Orleans on May 3

  (Thanks to Bill Hudgins, who says "Mother's Day is c-c-coming.")

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• BONGS IN THE NEWS

  Vandal chucks bong through window; authorities admire the pitch

  Ryan Place, Bong Shop Owner, Under Fire For 'Bongy' Mascot

  (Thanks to Ralph)

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• IF YOU FISH IN FLORIDA....

      ...you better measure your mackerel.

  (Thanks to Claire Martin)

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