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• HIGHLY EMBARRASSING...

  ...story sent in by everyone.

  TESTICULAR UPDATE: Poet puts his up for sale.

  ("Thanks" to Unholy Slacker)
  
  TESTICULAR UPDATE NUMERO DOS: There is a Brazilian Testicle Mascot named "Mr. Balls".

  (Thanks to Loudmouth)

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• THE DOG ATE FATHER'S TOES

  Memmmmmmm'rieeeees.... of other toes.
  
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• UPDATE FROM ISRAEL

  Today we went rappelling in the Mitzpe Ramon Crater, which is in the Negev Desert. 

  This is the cliff we rappelled down.

  Then we changed our underwear.

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• SO WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE WOULD GET A DISCOUNT

  Aeroplanes of the future could run on cow flatulence, with human body heat powering on-board electronics, according to a band of innovative students who were challenged by Airbus to come up with radical ideas for making flying more efficient.

  (Thanks to John Finn)

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• SCIENCE NEWS YOU ALREADY KNOW

  Alarmingly, eight out of ten women believe that men 'never stop being childish' - with breaking wind, burping, eating fast food in the early hours and playing videogames their biggest bug-bears.

  (Thanks to Ron G.)

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• WHERE BETTER?

  “A bulky mass was discovered on the bra,” the complaint stated.

  (Thanks to Omniskeptic and DaninTustin)

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• CSI: ESSEX

  It's just offal.

  (Thanks to DaninTustin and Janice Gelb)

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• UPDATE FROM ISRAEL

  
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• ESPECIALLY IN MIAMI

  Study: Driving A Car As Stressful As Skydiving

  (Thanks to coscolo)

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• NEWS YOU CAN USE 25 TIMES TODAY

  Studies show that the average American male between the ages of 17 and 49 wonders if Eva Longoria is wearing underwear approximately 25 times a day.
  “Eva never wears underwear, a source close to Eva told In Touch, and that she “goes commando at every event, formal or not.” (sic)
  
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