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• HAPPY FATHER"S DAY

  ....to my great dad, and yours, and all the dads out there.

  (Thanks to Mitch Kaplan)

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• UPDATE FROM JERUSALEM

  National defense is very important in Israel. Here I am doing my part by showing some Israeli Border Patrol troops the way to the border. They respect my authority because I am wearing my Father's Day gift T-shirt.

  We entered Jerusalem by walking through an old water conduit called Hezekiah's [...]
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• SEEING GOD ONE WAY OR ANOTHER

  "He looks a little bit more like the Zig Zag Rolling Papers man than other Jesuses I've seen, but it's definitely Him," Pela writes.

  (Thanks to Ralph K.)

  JESUS UPDATE: Dog butt looks like Jesus in a robe, sent in by everyone else.

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• REPORT FROM JERUSALEM

  Jerusalem has long been a site of conflict, because so many nations lay claim to it. Holland, for example.

   

  This is the Jerusalem YMCA. Really. 

  
  
  

  Jerusalem is a very spiritual city, with many sacred places.
  

   

  If you need a widow's mite -- And who doesn't? [...]

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• TODAY'S HEALTH UPDATE

  For God's sake, stop licking people's eyeballs!
  This has been today's Health Update. Also, for the record: EEWWWWWW (Thanks to everyone in the universe.) [...]
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• UPDATE FROM ISRAEL

  It's time to play a Where's-Waldo-style game called "Find the Gentile in Jerusalem's Machaneh Yehudah Market."

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• NO WORD ON HER REACTION TO HIS LACK OF BRAINS

  Man calls police to complain about prostitute's looks.
  
  (Thanks to Jeff Schneider and Lord Greg) [...]
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• OR ARE YOU JUST GLAD TO SEE ME?

  Man arrested with magic mushrooms, marijuana, and an alligator in his backpack
  
  (Thanks to Ralph K.) [...]
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• BUT HER PARENTS WERE STOPPED FOR OVERSIZED TOOTHPASTE

  Schoolgirl, 9, passes through Turkish customs with toy passport identifying her as a UNICORN

  (Thanks to Janice Gelb and Jon Harris)

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• REPORT FROM THE DEAD SEA

  The Dead Sea has strict rules.

  It is traditional, before you get into the dead sea, to smear yourself in mud. This may seem silly, but health experts believe that the mud makes you look like a complete idiot. The person with me in the photo below is Rabbi Edwin [...]

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