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The Daily Pulp: Bob Norman's Blog

• Broward College Campus Shooter Was Not Actually a Shooter

  We got several reports around 2:30 this afternoon of a gunman on Broward College's Davie Campus. A spokesman for the school said he had been told of an "armed intruder somewhere on campus."Turns out i [...]
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• Cops Arrest Man Obsessed With Fox News After He Threatens To Kill Liberal Girlfriend

  David Kappheim (PBSO)Son of Sam had talking dogs. This guy has Steve Doocy. Lake Park resident David A. Kappheim, who is apparently obsessed with Fox News and the Republican Party, is in jail after h [...]
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• Harry Miller Celebrated 103rd Birthday on Coast Guard Vessel, Celebrated 104th Birthday on Coast Guard Vessel

  Miami HeraldWhile we're talking about old people doing whatever the fuck they want...The news stories were everywhere last summer: Harry Miller, a 103-year-old veteran with sparkling eyes and a warm s' [...]
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• Tax-Exempt Hate Group Flouts IRS, Campaigns for Romney

  Last week's chaotic, tragicomic public debate at the Ross Jewish Community Center in West Boynton Beach -- "Should Jews Vote for Obama or Romney?" -- featured two distinct styles of advocacy for Jew' [...]
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• Homeless Guy Gets 180 Days in Jail for Stealing $2 Worth of Candy

  Delvis Rodriguez-Ramos (Marion County Sheriff's Office)Better get a candy lineup ready. Delvis Rodriguez-Ramos, a 21-year-old homeless man, was sentenced to 180 days in jail for stealing a Twix and [...]
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• GOP, Here's Your Man: Josef Sever, Florida's Lonely Fraudulent Voter

  "Aaaaawwwww, yeah. I caught an illegal voter. Chalk one up for the Scott-man."See also: Voter purge havoc, good luck voting in FloridaRemember all those pesky voter-ID laws that state officials have b [...]
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• Clint Eastwood Talking To A Chair Is The Most Old-Person Thing To Ever Happen In Florida

  There was a lot speculation on who the big supersecret "surprise" speaker at the RNC would be. Would it be Sarah Palin? Tim Tebow? A hologram of Ronald Reagan? Perhaps a James Polk puppet? WR [...]
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• Old Lady FIghts Off Burglar

  (Note: Not actual old lady from the story.)A burglar was the victim of a 91-year-old woman when he tried to rob her house. Early in the morning on August 24, a man broke into the woman's home in th' [...]
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• Allen West and Patrick Murphy Are All Tied Up, According To Poll

  Looks like Rep. Allen West has himself a race. His challenger for the 18th District, Democrat Patrick Murphy, has a 47 to 46 percent edge over West, according to a new Democratic Congressional Campaig [...]
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• Dolphins Plane Hits Another Plane On Dallas Airport Tarmac

  This friggin' team. In what is possibly the greatest metaphor ever produced by the fates, the Miami Dolphins charter plane apparently clipped another parked plane as it was backing out during takeoff' [...]
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