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The Daily Pulp: Bob Norman's Blog

• Scott Rothstein's Buddy "Meatballs" Applies to Be Fort Lauderdale Cop

  jiajem.comThis is Meatwad, not Meatballs.​Officer Meatballs, Fort Lauderdale P.D. -- it has a certain ring to it.It could be a reality if former Kim Rothstein bodyguard, Scott Rothstein client, and 'r' [...]
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• North Lauderdale Old-Lady Rapist on the Loose

  ​The cops are looking for a man who they say climbed through the bedroom window of a North Lauderdale home and raped an 84-year-old woman last night.The woman told police she was watching television a [...]
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• Top Three LeBron James/Miami Heat Memes to Commemorate the NBA Finals

  LeBron James plays to the tune of his tiny violin.​LeBron James brought his talents to Miami this year to complete what should have been the first ultimate triumvirate the NBA has ever seen.James, Dwy [...]
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• A Vocabulary Lesson in Honor of LeBron James' Defeat

  Together at last, Wade and James crashed.​​Maverick (noun): An independent individual who does not go along with a group or party.Cavalier (noun): A gentleman trained in arms and horsemanship. Hubris [...]
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• Allen West Intern Fired Over Gay-Friendly Retweet

  ​Apparently Rep. Allen West can't keep around an intern that's friendly with the gays.Roll Call is reporting that West's unnamed male intern who retweeted a Twitter post from the gay-themed New York b' [...]
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• Rick Scott's Vacation to Canada Nets a Grand Total of 110 Eventual Jobs

  facebook.comRick Scott's selling point to the mayor of Toronto was his boots.​Gov. Rick Scott has shown us he can kill 4,500 jobs with the stroke of a pen, but sending him to Canada for a week on a "t" [...]
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• Debbie Wasserman Schultz Hangs Weiner Out to Dry

  ​Democratic National Committee Chairwoman and South Florida Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz is fed up with Rep. Anthony Weiner's phallic frolic.Or at least, that's what the 30-second statement [...]
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• Ryan LeVin Headed to the Slammer

  Ryan LeVin​Brit-killing dunce Ryan LeVin is headed up the river for a bit, although unrelated to making roadkill out of two men with his Porsche.LeVin is scheduled to turn himself over to the cops in [...]
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• BSO Finds $2.2 Million Worth of Pot Because Someone Parked Their Van Like a Douchebag

  BSO2 Spots 1 Van​If you don't want the cops finding the 2,000 pounds of weed you left in your van, don't park it across multiple parking spots like a douchebag.Now the cops want to know who that douch [...]
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• Broward Libraries May Open on Sundays

  Soon, an alternative to church?​Right now, branches in the Broward County Library System don't open on Sunday -- the day when you're most likely to have nothing to do and want a book to read. But that [...]
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