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The Daily Pulp: Bob Norman's Blog (10 unread)

• Florida Man Butt-Dials 911; His Murder Plot Gets Accidentally Recorded

  This just in from the Broward Sheriff's Office: At 6:41 a.m. on May 5, "a man who orchestrated a murder on Interstate 95 'pocket dialed' 911 just before [a] fatal shooting. On a recorded line..." [...]
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• Jose Canseco Tweeted Out That He's Been Accused of Rape

  Jose Canseco, batshit former MLB player, steroid a aficionado and noted time traveler, took to Twitter today to announce that he had been charged with rape. The first tweet read as Canseco break... [...]
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• Florida Woman Illegally Rides Manatee Like a Horse in Siesta Key Waters

  People can't seem to stop being stupid and treating manatees like they're playthings to jump on top of and ride like a horse. Just a day after two dolts jumped on top of a mother manatee and her... [...]
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• Rick Scott Signs Bill That Extends Early Voting Days, Two Years After He Shortened Them

  Remember when Rick Scott shortened early voting days, and then denied a request to extend it by a whole day back in November when reports kept coming in that people were waiting up to 8 hours in... [...]
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• Britni Hiatt, FAU Student Struck By Former University President's Car, Claims To Have Been Diagnosed With Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

  Britni Hiatt, the FAU student protest leader who was clipped by then-FAU President Mary Jane Saunders' 2011 Lexus GS as Saunders was leaving a meeting, claims that she has been diagnosed with Pos...' [...]
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• Boy Scouts to Vote on Gay Exclusion Policy. Florida Christians Blame Corporate America

  The Boy Scouts of America vote tomorrow on a proposal that would end the organization's long-running ban on openly gay scouts. Predictably, traditional values types favor keeping the ban. Just ... [...]
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• FBI Kills Orlando Man Questioned About Boston Bombings, According to Report

  A man shot and killed by an FBI agent in Orlando shortly before midnight Tuesday was apparently being questioned about the Boston Bombings. According to a report by Orlando's WFTV the suspect i... [...]
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• Activists Rally Against Koch Brothers Sun-Sentinel Sale; Say No to "Koch Problem"

  See South Florida? We knew underneath all that sun-soaked apathy and cosmetic work you had some dormant activist ire. Last week, we clued you in on the protests breaking out around the country ... [...]
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• Fort Lauderdale Police Sponsoring "Etiquette and Purity for Girls" Presentation

  What year is it? Just wondering, because the Fort Lauderdale Black Police Officer's [sic] Association, along with the City of Fort Lauderdale's Parks & Recreation Department, is sponsoring a pro... [...]
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• Miami Won't Be Hosting Super Bowl L

  The Dolphins brain trust failed to get government funding to help renovate Sun Life Stadium. But that didn't stop them from bringing it hard to the hoop to get the NFL to let them host what will ...' [...]
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