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• Noodle Up! The Noodle War Saga...

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  It's a shame I arrived in NYC too late to fight as a foot-soldier in the Forsyth Street Noodle Wars.  But that doesn't mean I can't do some research into exactly what those doomed fools were fighting over.  So while waiting for our hair to be done, me and my [...]
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• Don Q? You're Welcome! The Weekday Weekend

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  One thing or another (job, business) has always had me working a lot of holidays and weekends.  You're at home with your family on Thanksgiving, I'm frantically trying to run down the satellite coordinates of  the clean feed of another shitty Lions game.  You're carving a beautiful turkey and inhaling' [...]
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• Wake and Bake

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  Eating a healthy breakfast is supposed to be the cornerstone of a productive day.  That goes a long way to explaining why nobody has a job in this country anymore.  The line of people waiting to inhale industrial machine-made gross globules of animal grease and chemicals in various states of [...]
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• New York on a Dollar (Dumplings) a Day

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  New York has the reputation of being a very expensive place to live.  It is well-deserved.  Money goes flying out of your pockets faster than a $20 blow-job, which, by the way, in New York, is $100.  Fortunately, there are a lot of cheapo breakfast and lunch spots for the [...]
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• NeMesis, My Nemesis...

  There is a trend in Miami dining, as everywhere else, to put the chef’s face on everything.  Like the chef?  Love the restaurant!  This works for the most part because chefs caught on some time ago that they could be more successful, i.e., make more money, by pretending they were [...]
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