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Golf country for nongolfers

jwooldridge@MiamiHerald.com

For an American, the poet is a bit tough to ken, and given the accents, the film relating the tale of Burns' signature Tam O'Shanter is nearly impossible to decipher. But there's no mistaking the reverence still felt for the 18th century poet whose rhythms celebrated Scottish life and Auld Lang Syne. Here you can gaze into the thatched cottage where he was born and give thanks that you're a citizen of modern times. And nowhere else can you stroll across a real Brig-a-Doon -- a stone bridge over the river Doon.

Culzean Castle offers up 600 acres of staggering gardens and the kind of gracious-yet-moody charm (armory, round rooms and Grecian and Egyptian details) you'd hope to find in a Scottish castle. Dating from the 1400s, the estate was the home of the powerful Kennedy family (one son led soldiers against Joan of Arc, another married royalty) and a visit underscores both Scotland's political history and details of everyday life. (You will learn, for instance, that dining room walls were stucco rather than damask so as not to trap food smells, and that metal boot-shaped tubs were designed with narrow openings to keep the bather warm.) Gen. Dwight Eisenhower was given a state apartment here for use during his lifetime in recognition of his service to Europe during World War II before he became president, and an exhibition recalls his legacy.

An hour's drive away, Kelburn Castle proves another sort of place altogether, where kids (and adults) can ride horses, visit guinea pigs and sheep, and wander through the wood. But the most striking thing about Kelburn is The Graffiti Project, which brought together Brazilian artists Os Gemeos, Nina Pandolfo and Nunca, who covered one wing of the castle with vibrant graffiti art -- perhaps to the chagrin of its 12th century founders, but to the delight of visitors.

Yet for me, the most enduring images come from a happenstance drive along the rugged coast north of Culzean, between the villages of Alloway and Maidens. Fortress ruins rise unexpectedly beyond a rocky head above the sea. A field reveals a herd of belted Galloway cows, their vanilla bellies stark against a chocolate hide. Grave markers stand sentineled around a stone church, holding staunch against centuries and loneliness and a fierce and ceaseless wind -- a fitting end of days, and of this day as well.

TROON

Between golf and its station on the Firth of Clyde, near the Isle of Arran, Troon gets its share of visitors. Still, it's a work-a-day town filled with shops selling practicalities and simple eateries where a scone, half-sandwich and tea costs less than $10.

Even for an anti-golf snot like me, a stop at the Royal Troon Golf Club is de reguer, if only to gaze on the long stretch of land and sea flanking the 130-year-old club that this month hosts the British Senior Open. The walls are a testament to the club's rich history, showcasing photos of Arnold Palmer, Tom Watson, Gene Sarazen, Bobby Locke, Walter Hagen and eight British Opens -- plus the world's oldest set of golf clubs, found wrapped in a 1741 newspaper.

But the moment I treasure most is a dinner with Norma McLardy, owner of Copper Beech, my Troon B&B. When she finds out I'm traveling alone, she suggests I join her lady friends for dinner at the Piersland Hotel, built as a home for the grandson of Johnnie Walker -- yes, the Scotch man. With leaded glass and a boisterous atmosphere, the lively place offers up a surprisingly reasonable menu -- less than 20 ($40) for wine and a fish special. The white-haired ladies -- who sometimes complain that their grown daughters are staid and boring -- prove great fun. A reason to return.

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