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To toast to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, we look back at weddings to remember (or forget)

 

As Romeo said: “My bounty is as boundless as the sea … the more I give to thee, The more I have...” His modern-day counterparts — the kind with deep pockets — are going all out to offer extravagant, star-studded weddings to their own Juliets.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are to be husband and wife Saturday, or so we hear. That makes marriage No. 1 for him, the third for her. Ah, yes. Love itself is often less immortal than Shakespeare had in mind. The 33-year-old reality star’s second marriage to basketball star Kris Humphries lasted 72 days.

A look at some of the more glamorous celebrity weddings of late that didn’t have the happiest of endings:

THE TV MARRIAGE

There were few secrets about the Kardashian-Humphries marriage in August 2011: It was televised. Fans had to wait until October to see the two-part special on E!, but the Kardashians posted a stream of updates on their blogs and websites.

Humphries proposed on bended knee with a 20.5-carat ring by spelling out “Will you marry me?” in rose petals. Among the 440 guests at the California wedding were boxing champ Sugar Ray Leonard, Lindsay Lohan and Eva Longoria.

THE FANTASY

Longoria, who found fame on the TV soap Desperate Housewives, and NBA star Tony Parker married in 2007 at a Paris church that was once frequented by royalty. It was stage two of a weekend extravaganza — all hidden from view, even by black umbrellas at the church. Stage one was a civil ceremony conducted by then-Paris Mayor Bertrand Delanoe. The Baroque 17th century Vaux-le-Vicomte chateau near Paris opened its gates for the grand finale where guests swept across its marble-floored ballroom. The couple divorced in 2011.

THE FAIRYTALE

The wedding of actress-model Liz Hurley and businessman Arun Nayar began in Britain and moved through several cities in India over six days. The blessing and party in 2007 at Sudeley Castle west of London drew the likes of Elton John, arriving by helicopter, Kate Moss and actor Hugh Grant, Hurley’s ex. From there the wedding moved to Mumbai for celebrations that ended at the Maharaja of Jodphur’s palace for a traditional Hindu ceremony, some 60 guests in tow. Secrecy was so tight that guests’ cellphones were banned, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported. The couple divorced in 2011.

THE NEVER-ENDING KISS

Tom Cruise arrived for his 2006 wedding at a 15th century Italian castle accompanied by flag bearers in medieval costumes as he walked down a stone ramp, drums rolling. Bride Katie Holmes wore Armani and the designer was among the guests in Bracciano outside Rome, along with Richard Gere, Jennifer Lopez, Jim Carrey and Victoria Beckham. Italian singer Andrea Bocelli serenaded the couple, and fireworks lit the sky. Despite the lavish accoutrements, the couple exchanged vows in a former stable decorated with white flowers in a Scientology ceremony. Then came their “never-ending kiss” — so long that guests shouted for them to stop, Giorgio Armani recounted later. The couple divorced in 2012.

THE QUEEN

Madonna never does anything small, not even her second time at the aisle. The pop queen and director Guy Ritchie married at the Scotland Skibo Castle in 2000, booking all 21 rooms. The bold-faced names on the guest list included Sting, Rupert Everett and Gwyneth Paltrow. What did Madge wear to her $1.5 million wedding? A silk gown personally designed by Stella McCartney accessorized by a diamond tiara that belonged to Princess Grace of Monaco. Oh so fitting. The two were kaput by 2008.

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