Finally, we get to what basketball fans have been anticipating and waiting so long to enjoy.
What? Oh. You thought I meant Mondays mens NCAA Tournament championship game? Nah. Not really. Although that should be pretty good, too, now that you mention it.
But I meant arguably the most drama-filled Heat regular-season week of the Big 3 Era if not ever.
As the NBA schedule winds down, Dwyane Wade endeavors to get healthy and Miami tries to secure the very important No. 1 conference playoff seed, dig this weeks menu. (Yes. Yes I am trying to bring back the hippie-era colloquialism dig. Whos with me?)
Sunday: Heat hosts its once bitterest rival, New York. Phil Jacksons Knicks are fighting for the final postseason spot out of the East, so this game could be a first-round playoff preview.
Tuesday: Heat hosts the star-filled, playoff-bound Brooklyn Nets, who are 3-0 against Miami this season. (Heat hopes to be cutting down the Nets. No ladder needed.)
Wednesday: Heat visits Memphis, with the desperate Grizzlies clawing to make the playoffs out of the West.
Then, Friday: Oh my! Heat hosts its new bitterest rival, Indiana, in what could be tantamount to a winner-take-all for that No. 1 seed. And you know the Pacers will be ready after Roy Hibbert called his teammates some selfish dudes.
Heat coach Erik Spoelstra, anticipating the weeks battles, said, Were sharpening our swords.
While I think of it, LeBron James recorded a rap song he calls Kingdom.
The lyrics include, My team eating, the rest of yall drought. And: Say what you will about the King. Got money, got cribs, got whips and, oh yeah got two rings!
Um, not sure what LeBron means by those whips, but I assume they are alongside Spos sharpened swords in the Heat arsenal, should they be needed this week.
• The Dolphins signed QB Jordan Rodgers, the brother of Packers star Aaron. That would only be exciting news if they were identical twins and Dolfans could hold out hope for a switcheroo.
• Miami also brought in veteran receiver Nate Burleson for a free agent visit. Burleson broke his arm last year in an auto accident caused by trying to stop a box of pizza from sliding off his passenger seat. Dear Nate: They have a thing now called delivery.
• The Titans cut fading, pricey RB Chris Johnson in a salary dump. In the mood for a splashy $8 million-a-year gamble, Dolphins owner Stephen Ross? (Yeah, I didnt think so.)
• NFL.com had a bracket vote for the all-time greatest quarterback and its final four were Tom Brady, Joe Montana, Johnny Unitas and (ready?) Donovan McNabb! Who were the voters? McNabbs immediate family?
• Famous rich person Donald Trump said hes considering buying the Buffalo Bills. New team name: the Buffalo Large-Denomination Bills.
• Mets second baseman David Murphy missed Opening Day on a three-day paternity leave and was criticized on New York radio. The good news? Radio listeners cant see the hosts knuckles dragging on the ground.
• Dodgers hitting coach Don Baylor sustained a broken leg while catching his teams ceremonial first pitch on its Opening Day. Maybe someone said break a leg to wish him luck, and he took it literally.
• David Ortizs seemingly spontaneous selfie with President Barack Obama during the Red Soxs White House visit turned out to a stunt for Samsung. It was a big opportunity. A Big Papitunity.
• As Yankee Derek Jeter begins his farewell season, David Letterman announces hes retiring next year. Trending: The Long Goodbye.
• A Forbes list of the worlds greatest leaders ranks Jeter 11th. Either Forbes has too many lists, or the world has too few leaders.
• Novak Djokovic and Serena Williams predictably won Key Biscayne tennis titles last week in a finish marred by forfeitures in both mens semifinals because of minor ailments. Imagine if that happened in other sports? The Marlins won last night by forfeit when the Padres encountered gastroenteritis.
• Minnesota won the mens NIT tournament and not even people in Minnesota cared.
• David Beckham is talking about megastars such as Cristiano Ronaldo playing for Miamis MLS soccer team. How bout you get a stadium built first, then a team, and then think about players.
• Constitution won the 63rd Florida Derby, a big Triple Crown-season prep race. Itd be a terrific story for horse racing if Constitution happened to be born in 1776. But I checked. He wasnt.
• Golf Digest is defending its sexy cover photo of a barely clad Paulina Gretzky, whose only tie to golf is being the fiancée of the PGA Tours Dustin Johnson. Dear Golf Digest: How about you put an actual womens golfer on your cover for the first time since 2008?
• And you thought Kobe Bryant has had it tough with injuries? Now Floyd Mayweathers uncle is trying to trademark the Black Mamba nickname and steal it from Kobe. Oh, the indignity!
• Parting thought: Still dont have enough reasons yet to hate Johnny Manziel? Heres another. His lawyers have filed a trademark claim on the phrase, The House That Johnny Built. (Lord how I wish I were kidding.)
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