Baseball is back, and there is good news and bad news for Marlins fans as the franchise opens its 22nd season here Monday night.
The good news: The Marlins replaced their old grass, with the ballpark ditching the Bermuda 419 in favor of far superior Platinum TE Paspalum.
The bad news: The Marlins did not replace their old owner. Its still Jeffrey Loria.
Dolphins legend Dan Marino will throw out the ceremonial first pitch Monday. Too bad he cant throw out the owner! sang a Marlins fan chorus.
There actually were reports Heat owner Micky Arison is interested in buying the Marlins but that Loria wont sell. The Marlins marketing theme this season is, Dream Big Miami. Well, I can tell you Miami did dream big, but it didnt come true. Loria still wouldnt sell.
I pick on Loria for past sins such as extreme cheapness and promise-breaking, but, in fairness, I would point out that the controversial November 2012 fire-sale trade with Toronto has worked out in Miamis favor, and that Loria seems to be meddling less.
If this keeps up, Ill have to shift my needling from Loria to club president David Samson.
Samson is a multitasker. Hes a film expert, a marathon runner and a triathlete. He appeared this season on TVs Survivor, has written a play and is currently acting in a local theater production.
I know I speak for Marlins fans in thanking Samson for also running the Marlins, time permitting.
• The National Labor Relations Board approved allowing Northwestern football players to unionize as NCAA and other private schools such as Miami closely monitor whats next. Wildcat players were thrilled until being told this could mean paying taxes on scholarships. Welcome to the real world, kids!
• Northwestern QB Kain Colter was the force behind the union push and NLRB ruling. Hmm. Maybe if Colter had spent less time reading legal briefs and more time reading defenses, the Wildcats wouldnt have ended last season with seven consecutive losses.
• Cairo Prince went off the favorite in Saturdays Florida Derby, a signature race at Gulfstream Park since 1952. This is a major prep race for the Kentucky Derby, when race fans begin to dream about the end of the long Triple Crown drought even knowing their hopes will be crushed.
• The Panthers, who last won an NHL playoff series in 1996, fired assistant general manager Mike Santos. Yep, that should solve everything!
• New Knicks president Phil Jackson is engaged to Lakers prez Jeanie Buss. Im not sure this will work. The Knicks just acquired Pau Gasol in exchange for Jackson promising to leave the toilet seat down.
• Chris Bosh celebrated his 30th birthday by renting out Marlins Park for an elaborate carnival featuring Cirque du Soleil performers. Wouldnt it be great if just once a Heat star celebrated his birthday with an ice cream cake from Publix?
• Marc Hochman debuts his 3 p.m.-to-7 p.m. show on WQAM on Tuesday. Hoch is best known for creating Mount Rushmore. Not his top-four radio gimmick. I mean the mountain in South Dakota.
• NFL owners met and voted to penalize dunking over crossbars and to raise the height of uprights by 5 feet. In other words, owners accomplished less in three days in Orlando than a family of tourists at Disney World.
• The higher-uprights idea was a suggestion of Bill Belichicks. Dolphins coach Joe Philbin also had a proposal that Tom Brady immediately retire but unfortunately it did not pass.
• After 41 years in Tampa, the American Invitational of equestrian show-jumping comes to Miami and Dolphins stadium on Saturday. Am told the winning horse will get a tryout at right tackle on the Dolphins depleted offensive line.
• The Dolphins report season-ticket sales and renewals are up 12 to 14 percent. Bullygate: Good for business! Well, except for the business of being Richie Incognito.
• Michael Vick signed with the Jets. Geez, and he thought dog fighting was bad for his career!?
• The Canes played the first of three spring football scrimmages Saturday, with Ryan Williams homing in on the QB job. Coach Al Golden has no NCAA cloud this year, no controversies. How splendidly boring!
• Tiger Woods readiness for The Masters remains in doubt because of a sore back. Doctors have advised Tiger to rest and avoid heavy lifting and tall blondes.
• Answer: Michael Phelps is about to announce his comeback and plans to swim in his fifth Olympics in 2016 at age 31. Question: Can something sound like good news and a bad idea all at once?
• News item: Matt Every won last weeks PGA Tour event. Hey do you know who ended up winning? Yeah, Every won. No, I mean which player won? Every won!
• News item: John Huh won PGA Tour Rookie of the Year in 2012. Huh? Yes. Who? Huh!
• Manhattan College basketball coach Steve Masiello could be dismissed over the lack of a college degree. OK, Masiello has no degree and the Manhattan athletic director failed Resume Checking 101. Call it even!
• Parting thought: Anybody else getting tired of constantly hearing how charismatic and sexy David Beckham is? I wish my wife would give it a rest already!
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