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It’s been a remarkable year for wacky Florida moms

 

MomsMiami.com

You’ve probably heard of “ Florida man,” the popular Twitter parody account started earlier this year that posts real news about bizarre crimes and incidents, with each headline beginning “A Florida man …”

Some examples: “Florida man criticized for hanging effigy of dead reindeer outside home” and “Florida man run over by wife after lying down drunk in driveway.”

The point is that Florida has more than 50 Shades of Cray-Cray. We are the country’s sinkhole for wackos. We don’t have to make up our ludicrousness; it slides right into our state on a regular basis.

Read the column at MomsMiami.com.

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