Mama Sass

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test of Parenting

Quite a few women I know are pregnant with their first child, so I’ve been trying to come up with just the right gift to prepare them for the adventure ahead.

Like a Hazmat Suit.

White onesies and 300-thread-count crib sheets are lovely, but what you really need is a puke plan. Something that involves a giant bucket, plenty of towels and lightning-quick reflexes.

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