Preparing for the test is like training for an athletic event, she says. Youve got to have the timing down so youre not even thinking about it. Did I say fruit? Did I say earth? You cant even think about those things. It has to be muscle memory. ...You focus in on What am I smelling? What am I tasting? You really have to separate the nose from the palate. You study vintages as part of the mastery. We take that word seriously. Its not just a vaunted title. Its really having a mastery. You have to know that a chablis in 2009 was a warm vintage. In 2011 the sun never came out, so you have a different fruit profile; it was more tart in 2011 because it was so cold. Thats part of theory, and theory supports your tasting.
In the film, three of the candidates form a study group, testing each other on facts and such properties as wet forest floor, decaying animal skin and chalky limestone. One confident candidate even offers up freshly opened can of tennis balls when confronting a white wine redolent of rubber and plastic, to the amusement of his buddies. Funny, yes, but DePasquale says that sort of teamwork is essential.
Your mind can do funny things, she says. You can convince yourself of something easily. You get about four minutes a wine, so the key is youve got to practice as many times as possible with a master, so many times you absolutely hate wine. But in Florida we didnt have a master then. We just had eight people who found each other and realized, Oh, youre as crazy as I am! Great! so we started hanging out. Its really paramount to have a group around you.
The pressure of the exam makes people crazy, DePasquale says.
I always coach people this way in the blind tasting: If you feel like youre putting a square peg in a round hole, you are. Back it up and rethink it, but you dont have the luxury of time. You get around 25 minutes generally, and one wine really kills you. Youre at five, 51/2 minutes, and youve got to make it up elsewhere. Youre super keyed up, nervous. Without a doubt your head plays tricks on you.
Even passing the lower levels of the sommelier exam can be hair-raising. Until lawyer and wine collector Brian Tannebaum of Miami took (and passed) the second-level certification course, he had no idea how intimidating his hobby could be.
When I signed up for the class I didnt tell anybody, he says. I hadnt taken an exam since the bar. I was scared I was going to fail ... . The hardest thing for me was picking the actual grape. I could come close to where it was from, but when it came to the grape, it was hard. Some wines dont taste like theyre supposed to. Sometimes a pinot will taste more like a syrah. Age, Ive been good with. You can get the years based on color and smell of wine. You can tell how old a wine is without knowing what it is.
Becoming a master sommelier is not an automatic guarantee of wealth and fame, warns DePasquale: Youre only as good as what youre professionally trained to do. But winemaker and art collector Dennis Scholl, vice president of arts for the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation and co-founder of Betts & Scholl, says working with a master sommelier is invaluable. His partner Richard Betts whom Scholl calls the savant of the blind tasting is a master, and his experience has elevated Scholls own abilities and enjoyment of wine.
Opens up wine
Ive done close to 50 formal blind tastings, and Richard used to teach a lot of them, Scholl says. It opens up wine to you in a different way. Its an intellectually stimulating experience. Youre turning your nose and your palate into this intellectual thing. The properties of the wine are endless, and its a revelatory experience having a master take you through a tasting, then you decide whether something tastes like tobacco or horse saddle or crushed blueberries on a Tuesday afternoon.
If youre a dancer youd love to have a master class with Baryshnikov. If you were an opera singer, youd love to have Placido Domingo come and train you. These 100 or so guys the Jay Fletchers, the Raj Parrs, the Richard Bettses they are the ultimate in this world when it comes to analyzing and describing what it is youre looking for in a great wine. One of my favorite sentences ever, and I dont remember who said it, is: The difference between good wine and a great wine is a moment on the tongue. Youre spending all this time and energy, and thats what youre searching for, the difference between good and greatness. When you find it its an epiphany, but you only find it through context. These somms have dedicated their lives for searching for greatness, and thats a wonderful way to live.