Mama Sass

Mom’s fuse is short over the long summer

 

MomsMiami.com

This is a cautionary tale for the children of South Florida.

We – moms and kids – are going to be spending a lot of time in close proximity over the next three months. You may not be aware of this because we are so loving and kind, but there is a lot of impatience, annoyance and frustration bottled up inside moms that we release gradually while you’re at school, like hot air slowly squeaking out of a balloon.

We don’t get that slow-release time when we’re all sharing the same space and “quality time” in the summer. Hour after hour. Day after day. Month after month.

Like that balloon, the slightest pinprick can cause us to POP. Lose our cool. Unleash our can of Mom Whoop Ass (MWA).

Read the column at MomsMiami.com.

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