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Selection Sunday tips off NCAA M---- M--ness!

 

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Today: Winning streaks. With the Heat’s streak at a franchise-record 21 games entering Sunday, a look at the records for most consecutive games won in America’s six biggest team sports:

League/sport Streak Team/Season(s)
NCAA men’s basketball88UCLA Bruins/1971-74
NCAA football47 Oklahoma Sooners/1953-57
NBA33Los Angeles Lakers/1971-72
MLB21Chicago Cubs/1935
NFL21New England Patriots/2003-04
NHL17Pittsburgh Penguins/1992-93

Note: College records listed for Division I. All records listed exclude ties.


What South Florida sports fans are talking about:

1. HEAT

With Miami’s streak at 21, Lakers’ record looms: This was inevitable. Miami’s winning streak hit 21 Friday and there is talk about the Heat maybe challenging the Lakers’ all-time mark of 33 set in 1971-72. L.A.’s coach then, Bill Sharman, said this week he is “a little nervous” the Heat will break it. Which means the jinx is on and the streak is doomed.

2. DOLPHINS

Mike Wallace leads free-agency bounty: Miami’s odds of winning the Super Bowl shot from 60-1 to 35-1, biggest jump in the NFL, in wake of free agency moves highlighted by signing of ex-Steeler Wallace. Remember what it was like to be loved for a week, Jeff Ireland? Bottle the feeling because Dolfans will be back on you after Wallace’s first drop.

3. CANES IN ACC FINAL

ACC final segues to madness of NCAA Selection Sunday: Canes beat Boston College in their conference-tourney opener and beat North Carolina State on Saturday for a spot in ACC final. That’s the appetizer. Selection Sunday will deliver the full meal: the 68-team field and seeds for the NCAA Tournament. Bracket time! Office pools! Madness, bay-bee!

4. WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC

Embarrassment! USA eliminated at Marlins Park: Puerto Rico upset Team USA to join the Dominican Republic in advancing from the pool competition at Marlins Park to the WBC’s four-team championship round in San Francisco. Dominican fans lead the world in supporting their team and obliviously annoying with incessant horns, drums and vuvuzelas.

5. TENNIS

Best in world (minus one) in Key Biscayne: World’s top men and women (except Roger Federer) descend upon Crandon Park this week for sport’s “fifth major.” No. 1 seeds Serena Williams and Novak Djokovic begin play Thursday and Friday, respectively. Other than those two being certain to win because the sport is so predictable, tennis is great!

gcote@MiamiHerald.com

It is Selection Sunday in men’s college basketball, such a treasured national holiday I’m surprised Hallmark doesn’t have a card for it. This is the night when a 10-man selection committee sets the 68-team field and seeds for the NCAA Tournament — when the sport gives birth to the hallowed bracket.

That means Monday will find half the American workforce taking a sick day to recuperate from the physical strain and mental taxation of Selection Sunday, while the other half of the American workforce is on the job eschewing actual work for the business of organizing illegal (wink, wink) office pools.

All of this falls under the broad umbrella, “March Madness” … except we can’t use that phrase, technically.

It is a legal trademark of the NCAA and supposedly may not be used by others in association with a sporting event or anything related to college basketball. So if I refer here to “Mad March-ness,” you’ll know what I mean. Or maybe I’ll go with “March Med-ness,” as if an Irishman were saying it.

The origin of the trademarked phrase actually involves a broadcaster, but not Dick Vitale. It’s Brent Musberger! Yes, long before he lusted on the air over Miss Alabama, Musberger began referring to the NCAA Tournament as “March Madness” in 1982 on a CBS broadcast.

Why? Because Musberger knew the Illinois High School Association had been referring to its own state basketball tournament as March Madness since the 1940s, when he worked in Chicago.

A trademark infringement suit in 1996 led to a joint venture called the March Madness Athletic Association, which consists only of the NCAA and the IHSA.

Now only they may legally use the phrase, along with the millions more of us scofflaws who routinely do so with no fear of reprisal whatsoever.

Do not kowtow to technicality, Bracket-heads. Stand up for your free-speech rights. Fly your anti-establishment flag and stick it The Man! Raise a fist and join my chant:

“MARCH MADNESS! MARCH MADNESS! MARCH MADNESS …!”

•  Tiger Woods reigned at the World Golf Championships at Doral, accepting the trophy from new resort owner Donald Trump. That reminds me. Police arrested a man at Doral for stalking Ivanka Trump. It’s OK, though. I made bail.

•  Magic Johnson said Pat Riley told him recently, of his reigning champion Heat on a 20-game winning streak: “We’re not really playing good basketball. We’re playing good enough to beat everybody.” Thus redefining the phrase “hard-to-please boss.”

• The Panthers had lost five in a row and had worst record in hockey entering Saturday. Florida will be moving in NHL’s realignment. Way things are going, Cats are lucky they didn’t land in the Defunct Franchise Division.

• Miami New Times said it would not share with baseball its PED records obtained from the Biogenesis clinic. Always love it when the media demands transparency of others but keeps secrets itself.

• A predictionmachine.com computer simulated the upcoming baseball season 50,000 times and found the Angels to be most likely World Series champ. Cannot confirm the second most likely probability was Marlins fans throwing things at Jeffrey Loria.

•  Dwyane Wade entered Friday night’s game as the first NBA guard since Michael Jordan in 1995-96 with 11 games in a row of 20-plus points on 50 percent-plus shooting. LeBron LeWho!?

• Masters champ Bubba Watson and three other PGA Tour golfers have a group called Golf Boys and just put out a rap record. Bad news: It’s awful. Good news: It’s more original than the name Golf Boys.

•  Jorge Mario Bergoglio is now Pope Francis. With Diego Maradona’s most famous goal in mind, does this make the new pontiff Argentina’s Hand of God II? Pope Francis now leads the world’s 1.2 billion Catholics. Coincidentally, that’s also the number of goals Lionel Messi scored last season.

• Fresh from visiting North Korea, Dennis Rodman now wants to meet with the new pope, saying, “I want to be anywhere in the world that I’m needed.” Hmm. How about with your own kids, Rodman? The ones for whom the court ordered you pay $500,000 in delinquent child support.

• Heat coach Erik Spoelstra, 42, is dating a former Heat dancer, Nikki Sapp, 26. Strange, right? I don’t mean the age difference. I mean that in 50 years she’ll be an old lady named “Nikki.”

• Answer: Snoop Dogg’s son has a football scholarship to Duke. Question: Who’ll be the only Dad invited to the frat party?

• I went to the Dania Beach Marine Flea Market on Saturday and was disappointed. Hoped to buy a used Marine, but all I saw was boating stuff.

• Two pranksters convinced Buffalo general manager Buddy Nix they were Tampa GM Mark Dominik. Based on Bills’ and Bucs’ recent fortunes, why not just let the pranksters try running the teams.

• Parting thought: The Dolphins spent the past several days lauded as the toast of the NFL while ebullient fans heaped praise on general manager Jeff Ireland. (Was the preceding sentence as strange for you to read as it was for me to write?)

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