If the TSA will allow novelty-sized baseball bats, ski poles, hockey sticks and golf clubs as carry-on items on planes, I wonder if they will allow me to hire Dennis Rodman as my bodyguard every time I fly? With him at my side, I think terrorists will have second thoughts about attacking the plane and its passengers when they see him taking a seat as my family’s protector.
Joan Robbins, Aventura


















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