Miami-Fort Lauderdale had the second-lowest Super Bowl television rating of 57 major U.S. markets, ranking above only Los Angeles. Both cities had a good excuse. Ours is that because the Dolphins havent been to a Super Bowl in almost 30 years, we have pretty much blocked out that the game is still even played as a defense mechanism against civic depression. L.A. doesnt even have a football team, which narrowly edges having a team that never goes to the Super Bowl on the disinterest scale.
Los Angeles had an additional excuse that we didnt for not watching the Super Bowl:
Residents are so upset about the Lakers they cant see straight, which renders watching TV both difficult and highly unpleasant.
Now, on Sunday, the Lakers visit the Heat in what before the season seemed a likely NBA Finals preview. Instead, the L.A. Clippers, who were here Friday, are better poised to challenge a Heat repeat come June.
Lakers-Heat remains a marquee matchup at least according to ABC, which is televising the game but that is partly because of the dysfunctional soap opera the Lakers have become as the team still percolates under .500 and off the playoff grid.
Watching the Lakers feels more like rubbernecking this season. Like slowing down to watch wrecked cars on the soft shoulder.
Speaking of soft shoulders, Dwight Howard says his shoulder still isnt just right, Kobe Bryant suggested Dwight play through the pain, and Dwight responded by saying of Kobe, Hes no doctor. Add Pau Gasols injury and poor Steve Nash must be wondering what he got himself into.
Meanwhile, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh and Ray Allen all have been battling flu-like symptoms as the bug races through the Miami locker room.
Like Kobe, Im no doctor, but I have three words for the ailing Heat:
Deer antler spray.
• Bettors wagered a record $98.9 million legally on the Super Bowl at Nevada casinos, with 183 sports books netting a $7.2 million profit. Me? I hit big. Got lucky. On a hunch, Id bet $20 at 25,000-to-1 odds that the stadium lights would go out for 34 minutes.
• Speculation is the Dolphins will pursue speedy Steelers receiver Mike Wallace in free agency. With Miamis luck, lets just hope the team doesnt inadvertently sign the deceased 60 Minutes reporter.
Broward Health made Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill an honorary physician as the new face of the hospitals orthopedic and sports medicine division. We may now conclude that Tannehill, by aligning himself with a program that performs knee surgeries and injury rehab, is not the least bit superstitious.
• Best part about Ryan being Dr. Tannehill, of course, is the unavoidable mental image of his blonde model wife Lauren dressed as a nurse. Im not saying shes gorgeous But I am! says Brent Musberger.
• Overshadowed by UM football recruiting, the NCAA investigation and high-flying mens basketball team, coach Jim Morris Hurricanes open their baseball season in five days. Shh. Dont tell anybody.
• UM promoted interim athletic director Blake James to full time. Unfortunately, the next time we see him will probably be when hes discussing NCAA sanctions against the school.