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The week ahead at the movies and on TV

Big screen

Opening Friday

Bullet to the Head (R): 1980s icons Sylvester Stallone and director Walter Hill ( 48 Hrs., The Warriors, Streets of Fire) team up for this throwback to the action pictures of that decade, starring Stallone as a hit man who teams up with a cop (Sung Kang) to take down some bad guys (including Christian Slater and Jason Momoa).

Warm Bodies (PG-13): Zombies are played for laughs in this comedy about a flesh-eating teen (Nicholas Hoult) who starts to develop feelings — not hunger — for a girl (Teresa Palmer).

Stand Up Guys (R): Al Pacino, Christopher Walken and Alan Arkin play aging con men planning to pull off one last big heist.

Rene Rodriguez

Small screen

The Makeover (9 p.m. Sunday, ABC) So, Julia Styles plays this political consultant named Hannah Higgins, who decides to polish up a rough-and-tumble beer vendor name Elliot Doolittle into a congressional candidate, and...wait...did anybody see that old movie with Audrey Hepburn...what was it called? My Fair something-or-other...

NOVA (9 p.m. Wednesday, WPBT-PBS 2) Forget who killed John F. Kennedy. Eight decades later, we’re still arguing about who kidnapped aviator Charles Lindbergh’s baby. Who Killed Lindbergh’s Baby?, an episode of the PBS science series NOVA, uses modern forensic techniques (or, if you prefer, cool CSI-ish gimmicks) to examine the various conspiracy theories.

Ultimate Warfare (10 p.m. Wednesday, Military Channel) A new documentary series offers a grunt’s-eye-view of famous modern battles. First up: the tank assault that cracked Saddam Hussein’s defense of Baghdad.

The Americans (10 p.m. Wednesday, FX) Keri Russell ( Felicity) and Matthew Rhys ( Brothers & Sisters) star as a pair of undercover KGB spies living in the Washington, D.C. ‘burbs in 1981. It’s hard to say what worries them more: that the FBI may be on their trail; that the tensions of a renewed Cold War is making their job more dangerous; or that their kids, unaware of who their parents really are, are turning into mini-Reaganites. Intelligent and enthralling and a show you just don’t plain want to miss.

Do No Harm (10 p.m. Thursday, NBC) A modern-day Jekyll-and-Hyde series featuring Steven Pasquale ( Nip/Tuck) as a respected neurosurgeon by day, a drug-addled sociopath by night. And guess what? His two personalities are plotting to rub one another out. Man, this Obamacare stuff is complicated.

Glenn Garvin

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  • Celebrity roundup

    Cuba Gooding Jr to divorce, Al Gore’s daughter marries

    Cuba Gooding Jr. may have to show the money to his soon to be ex-wife, schoolteacher Sara Kapfer, who filed for legal separation. The Jerry Maguire actor and Kapfer were high school sweethearts in L.A. So what happened? Just last year Gooding gushed on The View about his spouse: “I got a wonderful lady that knows how to run the household even when I’m not there.” Hmm, maybe he wasn’t there enough....or maybe he pulled a Dean McDermott while on set.

  • Coming to town

    Spend the night with Joan Collins

    Cue the Dynasty music and break out the shoulder pads — Joan Collins is coming to town Friday night with her one-woman show. But don’t expect the Hollywood legend, 80, to focus on her time as bitchy Alexis Carrington Colby on the famed ’80s night soap opera. Collins has quite the acting pedigree, having debuted on the London stage at the age of 9 before she made it on the big screen in such 1950s movies as The Girl in the Red Velvet Swing and Rally Round the Flag Boys. Still quick as a whip, the glamorous as all get-out Brit will tell you all about her illustrious career and more during One Night with Joan at Seminole Casino Coconut Creek.

  • Celebrity birthdays on April 23

    Actor David Birney is 75. Actor Lee Majors is 75. Actress Blair Brown is 66. Actress Joyce DeWitt is 65. Director Michael Moore is 60. Actress Judy Davis is 59. Actress Valerie Bertinelli is 54. Comedian George Lopez is 53. Actor Scott Bairstow (“Party of Five”) is 44. Actor John Lutz (“30 Rock”) is 41. Actor-comedian John Oliver is 37. Actor Kal Penn is 37. Singer Taio Cruz is 31. Actor Dev Patel is 24. Actor Matthew Underwood (“Zoey 101”) is 24.

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