INFLATABLE UNICORN HORNS FOR CATS

 
 
 
 
BOB EIGHMIE

$5 plus shipping and handling from Archie McPhee and Company, 10915 47th Ave. W., Mukilteo, Wash. 98275, 425-349-3009, www.mcphee.com

Suggested by Jon Harris of Christiansburg, Va.

Do you have cat lovers on your holiday list? If so, here’s a gift that is sure to make them say: “What?” It’s an inflatable unicorn horn for cats. And if you know anything about cats, you know how much they, as a species, enjoy being dressed up as mythical figures. To use this horn, you simply blow it up and attach it to your cat’s head with elastic straps. Then it’s time to sit back and enjoy the ensuing hilarity for several lighthearted nanoseconds. And then it’s time to go to the emergency room.

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