TOILET TATTOOS

 
 
 
 
BOB EIGHMIE

$24.99 plus shipping and handling from Lena Fiore’, Inc., 1039 Riviera Way, Macedonia, Ohio 44056, 330-468-3226; www.toilet-tattoos.com

If you’re like most people, it has been a long time since you remarked: “That is certainly a visually interesting toilet seat!” The sad fact is that most residential commodes feature boring, “ho-hum” seats. But that no longer has to be the case, thanks to Toilet Tattoos, which are removable vinyl decorations you can stick onto your toilet seat. They come in a variety of stock themes, including toilet-training cartoons, monograms and some very tasteful Christmas and Chanukah images. Or you can design your own Toilet Tattoo. Here at the Gift Guide we had one made from a photograph of the great entertainer Barry Manilow. Every time we look down at our toilet, there’s Barry, looking up at us. He has never looked better.

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