SQUIRREL AND CHICKEN MASKS

 
 
 
 
BOB EIGHMIE / FOR THE HERALD

$19.43 and $24.95 plus shipping and handling from www.amazon.com

Suggested by Jan Mangan of Aromas, Calif.

Have you ever found yourself in a meeting at work when you wanted to fall asleep, or make faces at other meeting participants, but you can’t because you need to remain employed? If so, you, or some employed person on your holiday gift list, could definitely use one of these masks. These are large rubber masks that cover your entire head. You can see out, sort of, through the eye holes, but nobody can see in. So you appear to be an attentive, interested, meeting-attending squirrel or chicken, no matter what you are actually doing with your face in there.

FACT: Many airline pilots wear these on international flights.

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