‘THE WOOFER’ WEARABLE SOUND SYSTEM FOR DOGS

 
 
 
 
BOB EIGHMIE / FOR THE HERALD

$120 (includes shipping and handling) from http://www.thewoofer.com

Suggested by Martha Kokes of Burlingame, Calif.

If there’s one thing that everybody agrees on, it’s that dogs do not make enough noise. Finally, thanks to technology, we have a solution to this problem, in the form of The Woofer. This is a dog coat with built-in battery-powered speakers and a place to plug in an iPod, so you can turn your pet into a walking boom box. Imagine how thrilled your dog will be when you strap it into this garment, then crank up the tunes! You’re sure to get many hours of enjoyment from The Woofer, until the day comes, as it inevitably will, when your dog rips out your throat.

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