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Suggested by Peter Metrinko of Gainesville, Va.
If youre a parent of young children, theres one thing you could definitely use when you take your kids out to public places: drugs.
No! Sorry! We do not mean that. What we mean is, you could definitely use this inflatable potty seat. Instead of making your child sit directly on a public toilet that has, for all you know, been used by some disgusting disease-ridden pervert or United States senator, you can simply inflate this potty seat, using your mouth, then put it on the toilet seat for your child to sit on. Then you simply deflate the potty seat and burn it, because youre not going to want to keep it around, let alone reinflate it.
Bonus: This item can also be worn as a hat.
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