Upon arriving at my car recently, I found a parking citation for the heinous crime of “unlawful object/decals on license plate.” In other words, my license-plate frame bearing my alma mater is apparently illegal, despite the frame being perfectly legible to all but the dimmest of police officers.
Let this be a warning to all would-be rebels out there: Take off your license-plate frames. Yes, I know, the city of Miami Beach needs money, but extorting it from small-time criminals isn’t a smart or effective way to do so.
Ash Laidlaw, Miami















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