If you’re still stumped over what to do for Halloween, gather your pals around for a Real Housewives of Miami party. You could copy boob goddess Lisa Hochstein’s dramatic lingerie party (for charity) and tell everyone to wear their hottest PJs. Just make sure guests stay away from the pool.
Obviously, the cocktails for this get together would have to be strong, so behavior can be duly over the top as was seen in RHOM’s two-part episode, finishing up on Sunday night with Brazilian art expert Adriana De Moura smacking outspoken supermodel / PETA activist Joanna Krupa.
In the middle of the cast’s constant arguing seems to always be Karent Sierra, who stirs the pot by meddling into all the women’s business and gossiping like a seventh grader. If you want to dress up like the gregarious dentist for Halloween, brush with Ultra Brite to ensure your smile glows.
Guys can play along too, going as the show’s side players, James Davis, as drag queen Elaine Lancaster; tortured Krupa fiancé, Mynt owner Romain Zago (just wear a nice suit and a sad face); or contentious guest stars drama queen Beau Beasley and Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis (open bathrobes will do).
Final idea: Enter as the Invisible Man, aka the apparent smartest guy in the RHOM crew, Lea Black’s attorney husband Roy Black, who has been MIA in season 2. We’re starting to see why.