The champion, state-of-the-art Heat will own this towns attention again soon enough, like, in two days, but before we get to the sublime, lets deal with the ridiculous the buildup to Sundays Dolphins game at the Stinkin Jets.
The idea that one coachs benign comment about hot sauce might cause barbs to be lobbed up and down the Atlantic seaboard and continue more than a month later is, well, a bit absurd. I mean, what were the odds hot sauce would be a phrase youd even hear from a coach? Thats about as likely as one presidential candidate saying binders full of women and the other saying horses and bayonets.
Jets coach Rex Ryan said his defenders would put the hot sauce on Reggie Bush before the last game and Bush left with a knee injury. Later in the game, Jets star cornerback Darrelle Revis was lost to a season-ending injury and Bush said, What goes around comes around.
This week, Ryan called on Bush to apologize (Bush hasnt), and Jet Antonio Cromartie called Bushs comments unprofessional and not showing any kind of sportsmanship.
Jets linebacker Aaron Maybin said of Bush, We want to knock him out Sunday to which Dolphins center Mike Pouncey called Maybin a joke and accurately one of the biggest draft busts in NFL history. (Better start calling him Mike Pouncing!)
Heres hoping the excitement of the game lives up to the endearingly goofy buildup.
Quick postscript: Jets quarterbacks Tim Tebow and Mark Sanchez finished 1-2 in a Sports Illustrated players poll on the NFLs most overrated players. Or, did that go without saying?
• Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong officially was stripped of his seven Tour de France victories. However, he does get to keep his seven Tour de Fraud titles.
• Former Marlins catcher Mike Redmond, 41, is reported to be the favorite to replace Ozzie Guillen and become the teams next manager. He must be serious, too. I hear he is already preparing a statement to have handy for when he is fired prematurely by owner Jeffrey Loria.
• Have you noticed on TV the fan sitting behind home plate during this World Series wearing the bright orange Marlins jersey? He turns out to be Miamian and season-ticket holder Laurence Leavy, 52. Alas, thats as close as the Marlins came to making the World Series in 2012.
• I rechecked the preseason predictions of ESPNs panel of 50 baseball experts and here is how many of them predicted a Tigers-Giants World Series: Zero. Proving again that TV neither watching it nor appearing on it makes you smarter.
• Gators tried to protect their No. 2 BCS ranking Saturday against Georgia in Jacksonville. Its so cute they call that game The Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. Doesnt that pretty much describe anyplace where college students are tailgating?
• Bad news for FIU football this week when the Sun Belt Conference denied coach Mario Cristobals request to start the season all over again.
• Barack Obama called to congratulate the Indiana Fever for their WNBA championship, even though Indiana is not a swing state.
• The NHL canceled all games through Nov. 30 as the lockout droned into its eighth week. The good news? It isnt often the Panthers can say they are tied for the best record in hockey heading into November.
• Olympic hurdler Lolo Jones was named to the U.S. bobsled team, because thats how desperate bobsledding is for publicity.
• The five-day 53rd Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show wraps up Monday at six locations. I guess it isnt a bad economy for everybody!
• NBA commissioner David Stern announced he would retire on Feb. 1, 2014. Hey, keep us posted, Dave! Whats he want, a 15-month farewell tour?
• Stephen A. Smith appeared to quickly and barely audibly use the N-word on ESPNs First Take on Thursday. Lots of people were upset, but it turned out all of them were old, white newspaper columnists.
• NFL is investigating whether Chargers players used Stickum, banned in 1981. Um, San Diego is 3-3 with two consecutive losses. If they are using Stickum, theyre not using nearly enough of it.
• Game officials will throw pink penalty flags at Sundays Dolphins-Jets game in honor of breast-cancer awareness month. Great cause, but enough with the pink already!
• Ex-Dolphin Channing Crowder said on WQAM he has seen Olympic swim stars Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte smoke pot. Careful, Channing. You know the dangers of second-hand smoke!
• An upcoming Don King-promoted boxing card is being moved from Miami Jai-Alai to the larger Gulfstream Park to accommodate Kings hair.
Man bites dog! Last weeks LPGA tournament was not repeat NOT won by a South Korean.
Lawrence Taylor said this week he still pays for prostitutes, which might not be so bad if he werent on probation for hiring an underage hooker. Can we all agree the first letter in L.T. stands for Loser?
• Parting thought: Yankees boss Hank Steinbrenner defended Alex Rodriguez, saying he has been blamed for everything but the Kennedy assassination. Not so fast, Hank. A new analysis of the Zapruder film appears to show a lurking A-Rod on the grassy knoll.
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