Joe Jackson is pulling an Alec Baldwin (who married a woman 28 years his junior- yuck!).

UK’s The Daily Star reports the music patriarch, 84, is dating an Indonesian woman who is 33. A source tells The Star that Lavinia Iskander stays in Joe’s Las Vegas condo and that Katherine Jackson has no idea. Joe is no stranger to infidelity: He fathered two children, one in 1972 and the other in 1974 with two different women.

Bachelorette drama

UsWeekly reports that the relationship between Maynard and her pick, Jef Holm, is a sham. Holm’s ex, Kaylee Shepherd, reveals that the eco-friendly businessman invited her to a Utah hotel Sept. 16 for a rendezvous. Holm told Shepherd that Maynard paid him off to keep quiet so everyone would think they were a golden couple. Why? Is she running for office?

In other couples news, Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWoww” Farley is engaged to Roger Matthews. He popped the Q while they were skydiving(!).

And rumor has it that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are back on.

Health issues

Lindsay Lohan is making a speedy recovery after being released from the hospital for what her mom says was a case of asthma. “She’s feeling better,” Dina Lohan told the Daily News on Tuesday, blaming “pollen.” But we also heard Lindsay has a case of walking pneumonia and that her most recent arrest stressed her out.

Car trouble

Details are sketchy but apparently, Bobbi Kristina Brown was in a car crash in Georgia. Cops found a wrecked Camaro Tuesday when they went to her beau/adopted brother Nick Gordon’s house to answer a noise complaint.

Out of there

Pamela Anderson is the first to be booted off Dancing with the Stars: All-Stars. But that would have been so entertaining.