HOUSTON -- The big tease lasted all of one and a half quarters here Sunday as the Dolphins began their 47th season. Miami led and looked good, and all of those doom-saying experts looked bad. Rookie quarterback Ryan Tannehill was in command. Reggie Bush and the offensive line were percolating. The defense was dominating.
Then it happened.
“Unraveled” was Joe Philbin’s word for what fell on his NFL head-coaching debut like a roof collapsing.
“Everything that could go wrong did,” Tannehill tried to explain.
Four turnovers bunched within seven minutes — three of the gaffes on consecutive plays by Miami, a seemingly impossible feat — busted open a taut game like a piñata spilling toxic waste, and just like that the Dolphins were what we thought they were: A bad team. One whose greatest creativity seemed to be finding ways to lose.
Those turnovers preceded 24 Houston points late in the second quarter of an eventual 30-10 Dolphins loss, and the seven-minutes-of-hell collapse was so acute that Philbin afterward could do nothing but find macabre humor in it.
Asked how one stops such a self-destructing avalanche, Philbin said, “Halftime?” Then, with a comic’s timing, he added, “That’s supposed to be a joke.”
I’m not at all sure about a debuting coach finding any humor at all in a 20-point opening loss, even in jest. But, oddly enough, I do think there was encouragement to find Sunday if you looked beyond the ultimate reality of the final score.
I’m being serious.
And I think most of the encouragement was rooted in the performance of Tannehill, despite his three interceptions and dismal 39.0 passer rating and the offense fizzling inside the red zone.
I’m being serious again.
Anybody who thinks Tannehill’s Sunday was Exhibit A for why Miami should be starting a veteran quarterback has it wrong. What Tannehill’s Sunday verified is that Miami looks like it has the right guy at last and is right to go with this kid now, to start his learning curve now and fast-track the future.
Don’t get me wrong. No self-respecting player or coach will admit to finding any good in a loss, let alone a lopsided one, even to a very good opponent. No moral victories up here. No silver linings allowed by the macho tenets of professional football. For me though — maybe this is borne of how little I expect of the Dolphins this season — there was some stuff to like Sunday. Pegs on the wall with which to climb.
Tannehill completed 20 of 36 passes for 219 yards, and only the first of those three interceptions was plainly his fault, the other two coming on tipped passes at the line. He didn’t debut with the stunning sizzle of success that Robert Griffin III did for Washington on Sunday, but neither was he nearly as awful as that passer rating suggests.
(My mind casts instead to a 34-yard strike to Brian Hartline along the right sideline in the fourth quarter, a ball so artfully thrown that it left good coverage helpless and caressed into the receiver’s hands like a gift. This kid Tannehill has an arm, man!)
The offensive line looked pretty good, too, I thought, and Bush ran hard and well behind it as if to prove to doubters that his 1,000-yard season of a year ago was no fluke.
“It was really encouraging,” Bush said.