$24.99 plus shipping and handling from ThinkGeek Inc., 11216 Waples Mill Rd., Suite 100, Fairfax, Va. 22030; 888-854-4335 or 888-GEEKSTUFF; www.thinkgeek.com
Suggested by Bill Hudgins of Nashville
These days almost everybody carries a lot of gadgets cellphones, iPads, iPods, electric nostril trimmers, Tasers, etc. Women can carry these gadgets in their purses, but men cannot carry purses unless they are willing to run the risk of appearing not that there is anything wrong with it French.
Thats why the gadget-owning man on your holiday list will love this gadget holster, which is extremely masculine while at the same time being very manly. Its made of rugged studly black military/espionage/kung fu/Jedi Knight material. It has two straps, so you can strap it to your waist AND your thigh, which means that you will not lose your gadgets even in hand-to-hand combat. We know for a fact that Mr. Mike Tyson wears one of these and never takes it off, even in the shower. We have photographs.
Next gift: Camouflage Toilet Seat
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