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DAVE BARRY ANNUAL GIFT GUIDE

Motorized Ice Cream Cone

 

$8.95 plus shipping and handling from Ouray Toys, Inc., P.O. Box 1029, Ouray, Colo. 81427, 866-869-4800; www.ouraytoys.com

Suggested by many inert readers.

If you're like most people, you would like to eat more ice cream, but you just can't handle the physical strain. That is why you and everyone on your holiday gift list will want to own this motorized ice-cream cone. This amazing invention harnesses the power of an electric motor to turn your scoop of ice cream automatically, so all you have to do is stick your tongue out. Of course that can get tiring, so you might want to hire somebody to stick your tongue out for you. No sense killing yourself.


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